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We're not actually mystical, we're just really good at pretending.
We offer the following services:
They're all really famous, but we can't tell you their names, that would ruin the mystique.
Q: Is this a real thing? A: Nope.
They're all really famous, but we can't tell you their names, that would ruin the mystique.
Q: Is this a real thing? A: Nope.
We'll tell you things that will probably not be true, but hey, it's all about the experience.
We'll guide you through the spirit, but only on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
We'll try to figure out what you're thinking, but no promises.