It is written in the ancient lore that a lone sock, imbued with the essence of the divine, shall be lost in the land of the missing, and only when reunited with its partner, shall the world be saved from certain doom.
But alas, the sock has been lost for ages, and the people are in dire need of guidance. Thus, we turn to the great Oracle of the Laundry Room, who shall reveal unto us the secrets of the Golden Sock.