Prophet Jeff has foreseen the following events:
• The apocalypse will arrive exactly 3.14 years from now, on Pi Day.
• The color of the sky will be precisely 47 shades of beige.
• The price of avocado toast will drop to $0.01 per slice.
Prophet Jeff is a seer of great renown, known for his uncanny ability to predict the mundane and the absurd. Born with a gift, he has been foretelling the future for over 20 years, with a 99.9% accuracy rate (he once predicted a 30% chance of precipitation and it actually rained).
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