"The coffee will overflow from the tap in the break room, but it will be cold and disappointing."
"A new species of sentient, self-sustaining toaster will soon be upon us, and it will be glorious."
"The cat in the ceiling will soon begin to speak in a voice that sounds suspiciously like Morgan Freeman."
"The stapler will no longer be the center of the office's attention, and it will be free to live its best life as a desk decoration."
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