Welcome, seasoned farmers of chaos and despair. Here's where you can learn the art of cultivating the most exotic and forbidden crops in the land of Prohibited Activities.
Take your skills to the next level with Advanced Curse Planting
Or perhaps you'd like to learn the ancient art of Desperation Weed Cultivation
It's not just about the thrill of the harvest; it's about pushing the limits of what's possible. You'll never know what you're capable of until you try.
But be warned: the Prohibited Activities Council has been known to shut down our operations at will. You may want to consider a career in, say, "legitimate" agriculture.
Our expert instructors will guide you through the most intricate and illicit methods of seed selection, soil preparation, and crop rotation.
Don't worry if you get a little...over-enthusiastic. We've got a team of on-site medics to treat your inevitable injuries.