Tip 1: Prioritize Self-Destructive Habits
Embracing your inner chaos can lead to true productivity. Start by neglecting to make your bed, then move on to forgetting important deadlines.
Read more on Self-Destructive HabitsTip 2: Create Complex To-Do Lists
Avoid the simplicity of a to-do list. Create a 10,000-item list with 10,000 sublists and sub-sublists. This will ensure you never get anything done.
Read more on Complex To-Do ListsTip 3: Use the Pomodoro Technique of Doom
Work for 25 minutes, then spend 25 minutes browsing cat videos. Repeat for a productive day.
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