Minimum-Effort Techniques for the Utterly Inept

Are you tired of putting forth actual effort? Do you want to achieve your goals without actually trying? Look no further, friends!

1. Procrastination by Proxy

Instead of doing the work, just tell yourself you'll get to it 'tomorrow'. Or maybe 'next week'. Or 'someday'. The key is to keep the goal just out of reach, so you never actually achieve it.

2. The Art of Half-Doing

Put in the bare minimum amount of effort required to 'complete' a task. This way, you'll never have to actually finish anything, but you'll feel accomplished nonetheless!

3. The Power of 'Good Enough'

Who needs perfection when 'good enough' is, well, good enough? Settle for mediocrity and call it a day!

4. The Delusion of 'Just a Little While Longer'

When faced with a deadline, simply tell yourself 'just a little while longer' and then... well, just a little while longer. Repeat as necessary.