Welcome to the Prohibited Socks Institute

Where we take the term 'overly appealing' and turn it on its head. We're not just a sock shop, we're a lifestyle.

Our socks are prohibited from being boring, but allowed to be ridiculously bright and eye-searingly bold.

Check out our Socks of Doom collection, featuring designs that will blind and confuse your friends and family.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our Socks of Silence line, guaranteed to be so loud they'll make you wonder if someone's turned up the volume.

Note: The overly-appealing pattern is a fictional reference to the aesthetic of overly-appealing patterns that are often used in design. I've used a placeholder URL for it as per your rules.