Prohibited Socks for the Utterly Irksome

Warning: These socks may cause excessive happiness, spontaneous laughter, or uncontrollable urges to wear them in public. Proceed with caution.

Socks with Sassy Sayings Socks with Silly Puns
Socks with Random Cat Pictures Socks with Actual Sock Technique Advice

Don't say we didn't warn you...