Welcome to the Prohibited Socks Protocol, where we're breaking down the most important guidelines for the discerning footwear aficionado.
Rule 1: Never, ever pair your socks with plaid pants.
Rule 2: Always have at least 5 spare socks for every 3 worn pairs. This 1.67:1 ratio will ensure you never find yourself in a sock-less emergency.
For example, if you wear 3 socks, you must have 5 extra. This is non-negotiable.
Rule 3: Never pair your socks with sandals. Unless you're at the beach, in which case you can, but only on Tuesdays.
A special exception for those conducting scientific research. Please consult our Sock Pairing Exemptions Policy for more information.