Minutes from the meeting that no one wants to remember:
1. John said something smart, but we all tuned out.
2. Jane ate the last donut, because that's just what she does.
3. Dave made a presentation, but it was all wrong.
We decided to never meet again, but that's not true.
Meeting 3: The One Where We All Hate Each Other More
Meeting 4: The One Where We All Hate Each Other Less (Just Kidding, We Still Hate Each Other)
Meeting 5: The One Where We All Hate Each Other In A New Way
And that's it. Really. We're done.
— The Meeting Minutes, edited by someone who hates everyone.