It was supposed to be a meeting about "synergy" and "disruption." But things didn't go as planned.
First, the CEO wore a "Think Different" t-shirt under his "World Leaders" t-shirt, and the room started to question whether he was trying to be a messiah or just confused.
Next, the marketing team showed up with a slide show featuring their new "Reality 2.0" product, which was just a bunch of words and pictures from their last meeting with a few random fonts and clipart added.
We were all starting to question reality, but not just because the marketing team was trying to sell us on their new product. No, it was because the janitor was wearing a "I'm with stupid" t-shirt.
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Section 2: The Janitor's Wardrobe Malfunction
Section 4: The CEO's Fashion Emergency