Step 3: Make Actionable Choices (Or Not)

Because Who Needs a Plan Anyway?

At this point, you've got a vague idea of what you want to do. Now it's time to start making decisions, but let's be real, who needs a plan?

Here's a simple flowchart to help you make the most informed, yet utterly useless, choices:

Path A: The "Hope I Don't Get Caught" Approach

Just wing it! Who needs a strategy when you can just make it up as you go? It's like that time you tried to "cook" a frozen pizza in the microwave...

Path B: The "I've Got a Plan, But It's Not Written Down" Approach

You know what they say: "The best-laid plans are the ones you don't write down." Just keep it in your head, and when things inevitably go wrong, blame someone else.

Path C: The "Just Google It" Approach

Who needs expertise when you've got Google? Just ask the internet, and if the answer isn't obvious, it's probably because you're not asking the right questions.

Path D: The "Just Ask Your Mom" Approach

Your mom knows best, right? Just ask her, and if she doesn't know, she'll at least be able to make you a nice cup of tea while you figure it out.

But seriously, move on to step 4