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Appendix B: A Collection of Unfortunate Events

Warning: the following events are not recommended for reenactment. Proceed at your own risk.

1. The Great Sausage Incident

Year 8: In a fit of rage, Sir Reginald of Ashwood was caught attempting to stuff a sausage into the king's privy.

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2. The Mystery of the Missing Moustache

Year 15: Sir Edward of Windsor was found with an inexplicable absence of facial hair.

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3. The Unfortunate Uprising of the Unwashed Masses

Year 23: The peasants rose up against the tyrannical lord, but were quickly put down by the lord's well-trained team of accountants.

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