By now, you've probably heard the tale of Sir Reginald, the brave knight who sought the Golden Sausage, a treasure of legendary flavor and worth.
But, as we all know, the path to the Sausage was fraught with peril, and Sir Reginald's companions fell like the autumn leaves of a, well, rather large tree.
So, we'll give you the CliffsNotes of our misadventures: Phase 5 was a doozy.