Due to unforeseen circumstances, the entire planet has been overrun with sentient, hostile toaster appliances.
Please proceed immediately to the designated safe zone, located at the coordinates 43.7232° N, 79.3832° W.
- Grab as many snacks as you can from the cafeteria before leaving.
- Bring a fire extinguisher, just in case.
- Do not attempt to reason with the toaster apocalypse.
Remember: in the event of a toaster-based emergency, stay calm, stay alert, and stay caffeinated.