Due to unforeseen circumstances, the entire planet has been overrun with sentient, hostile toaster appliances.

Please proceed immediately to the designated safe zone, located at the coordinates 43.7232° N, 79.3832° W.

Remember: in the event of a toaster-based emergency, stay calm, stay alert, and stay caffeinated.

Subpage 1: Toaster-Proofing Your Home

Subpage 2: Toaster-Induced PTSD Support Group