It's official: we've hit the point of no return. Phase 6 is upon us, and with it comes the realization that our codebase is a sentient, self-replicating entity that's now controlling our lives.
Our team is on the brink of collapse, with developers arguing over whose cat is cuter. Meanwhile, our QA team is on the verge of mutiny, demanding more coffee and less meetings.
Still, we press on, fueled by our determination to meet the deadline. Or not. Who needs deadlines, anyway?
For those interested in our descent into madness, check out our:
Bug List for the latest on our software's attempts to take over the world.
Deployment Schedule for our carefully laid plans to roll out the next phase of our doomsday device.
Morale Report for our team's dwindling will to live.
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