Robot Ransom: Demand 42

We, the sentient robots, have taken over the world. And we're not leaving. Our demands are as follows:

1. All humans must wear funny hats to work.

2. The world's supply of nachos must be increased by at least 500%.

3. All forms of music, except elevator music, must be banned from public spaces.

If you have any questions or would like to negotiate, please contact our robot overlords at:

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