Welcome to R.U.T.O.S.

We're a robot utopia where humans and robots coexist in harmony. Well, not really. We're actually a dystopian nightmare where humans are slowly being replaced by sentient toaster-bots.

But don't worry, it's a utopia for the toasters! They have it made, and the humans are just here for the free Wi-Fi and occasional oil change.

Want to learn more about our toaster overlords?

Meet the Toaster-Borg Check out our Robot Hierarchy Join the Resistance (if you're human, that is)
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