Extra Cheese Theory: The Unspoken Truth About Reality
Because sometimes, more cheese is always a better idea.
Extra Cheese Theory (ECT) is the revolutionary new philosophy that states the universe is made of 100% more cheese. It's not just a figure of speech, folks.
According to ECT, the laws of physics are merely a manifestation of the collective desire for melted mozzarella. Time and space are merely constructs of our love for creamy brie.
Join us on a journey to explore the uncharted territories of extra cheesiness.
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