Our debt is like a beautiful sculpture, a masterpiece of financial engineering. We've been working on it for years, carefully adding layers of interest rates and fees, until it's just right.
We're not just talking about any debt, we're talking about the kind that's been certified by a prestigious art school in the depths of our basement. This isn't just any ordinary debt, it's a work of art.
Want to see more of our debt? Check out our latest piece, "The Interest Rate Squeeze": /interest-rate-squeeze