Johnny's Projects

A picture of a toaster that doesn't work

The Toaster of Doom

A toaster that promises to make your breakfast, but really just makes a mess.

A picture of a pair of socks with too many holes

The Sock Overload

A sock collection that's so vast, you'll never need to do laundry again... but probably will, because they're all holes.

A picture of a button that says 'Buy me, human!'

Buy me Anything

A website that promises to fulfill your deepest desires, but really just sells you a bunch of useless junk.

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