Because, honestly, it's a great way to spend an afternoon, and the resulting abomination will be a great conversation starter.
Sort of. We're talking "as real as a pixelated unicorn" real.
No. It's code. On a bicycle. It's not going to work. But hey, it's a great excuse to use up all that free time you've been wasting on cat videos.
Please do. We're not picky. Just send us some terrible, awful, wonderful code and we'll try to make it worse.
Just ask us. We'll try to come up with something, probably involving a lot of recursion and maybe a few explosions.
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