PLAN FOR WORLD DOMINATION

Disclaimer: This plan is entirely fictional and not intended to be taken literally. Or seriously. Unless you're a supervillain. In that case, proceed with caution.

Our plan involves:

• Step 1: Take over the world with an army of highly trained, highly caffeinated ninjas.
• Step 2: Implement a new world government, with a leader who is not named 'Bob'.
• Step 3: Force everyone to watch reruns of 'The Great British Baking Show' for 24 hours a day.

But wait, there's more!

• Step 4: Build a giant robot that looks exactly like a toaster.
• Step 5: Hold the world hostage until the robot is satisfied with the quality of the snacks it's being offered.

Next Phase: Phase I Implementation Read about the highly caffeinated ninjas