Step 1 of the Ultimate Guide to World Domination: Create a plan that's so diabolical, so intricate, so utterly terrifying that your enemies will cower in fear.
But first, you must gather intelligence. Identify your target: is it a nation, a corporation, or a unsuspecting group of villagers?
Once you've chosen your mark, research their weaknesses, their allies, and their snack options.
Now it's time to start scheming. Write down your plan in a secure, heavily encrypted document. Don't forget to include a few 'just in case' contingencies, like a backup plan for the apocalypse.
Remember, a good plan is like a good joke - it takes time, it takes effort, and it takes a few well-placed cat pictures.
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Click here to proceed to Step 3: Acquire Resources
Click here to proceed to Step 4: Deploy Force