Our Minions are the backbone of our army, and to ensure they are adequately prepared for the impending takeover, we must train them in the art of stealth, deception, and mayhem.
Our state-of-the-art Minion Training Facility features:
But wait, there's more! Our Minions also enjoy a range of recreational activities, including:
Want to see our Minions in action? Visit our Minions-in-Action page for a glimpse into their rigorous training schedule.
Or, if you're feeling generous, donate to our cause and help us build a Minion Army that will make the world bow to our might.