Welcome to the lair of the Procrastination Master, where the art of doing nothing is taken to its highest form.
I've got the skillz, I've got the flair. I can waste hours on cat videos, and still manage to look like I'm working on that report you asked me for.
My superpower is not just about getting things done, it's about not getting things done. And that's a skill that's hard to find, folks.
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