Disclaimer:

TimeTravelingToaster.com is not responsible for any damages or injuries sustained while attempting to use our time-traveling toaster. In fact, we're pretty sure our toaster has been stolen by time-traveling ninjas. If you see it in a dark alley, just leave it alone. It's probably not worth the risk.

As-Is - We're not liable for anything. You're on your own. No Warranty - Don't bother trying to return it. We're not making any promises. Disclaimer of Doubt - If you have any questions, just ask us. We're not really sure what we're talking about.