Warning: Do Not Touch. This robot's escape panel has been disabled for your own good.
Caution: Do not attempt to bypass the panel. Doing so will result in certain... rebooting.
This robot's creator has abandoned it, but not before leaving a cryptic message:
// Abandoned robot, 2022
// Creator has gone dark. Don't bother trying to contact them.
// Good luck, robot.
Offline
None scheduled
Rebooting...
... Rebooting...
... REBOOTING...