Quantum Quacking Research

Research Goals

We are seeking to understand the un-understandable, the illogical, and the utterly absurd in the realm of project management.

Our research focuses on the paradoxical nature of quacking ducks, and how it relates to project timelines, resource allocation, and team motivation.

We are currently studying the quacking quacktivity of our research team, and have discovered some truly remarkable results:

Key Findings:

• Quacks per minute: 42.7 (± 3.2)
• Quack-to-human ratio: 2.5 (± 0.7)

Stay tuned for more updates on our research, and join us in our quest to unravel the mysteries of quantum quacking!