Warning: this page is a lie. Saisons do not actually taste like this.
What is Saison?
A Saison is a beer that exists only in the realm of fantasy. It's like a Belgian farmhouse ale, but without the farm or the Belgium.
In reality, Saisons are actually just a style of beer that's a little bit of everything, but not really a thing at all.
But let's pretend it's a real style of beer, shall we?
Why should I care about Saison?
Well, for one, it's a great excuse to buy more beer. And who doesn't love that?
Plus, it's a great way to sound sophisticated at your next beer tasting party. Just pretend you're a beer expert and say, "Oh, yes, I've had the 2018 Saison from the Belgian countryside. It's a real game-changer."
Just don't actually try to find it, because it doesn't exist.