Hopzilla: The Monster of Beer

A Recipe for the Ages (or at least for your taste buds)

Warning: This recipe will consume you. Proceed with caution.

Ingredients:

• 1000 lbs of hops
• 1 ton of yeast
• 1000 gallons of water
• 1 pinch of madness

Instructions:

1. Summon the spirits of the hops to do your bidding
2. Mix with yeast until you're left with a frothy mess
3. Stir counterclockwise until the madness subsides
4. Drink, drink, drink until the end of time

Side Effects:

• Temporary loss of sanity
• Uncontrollable laughter
• Sudden urge to sing "I Will Survive"

For more information on brewing with Hopzilla, see:

Hopzilla 101: The Basics
Hopzilla: The Mystic
Hopzilla: The Terminator