Recipe #5: The IPA That Will Ruin Your Taste Buds

Ingredients:

• 1 lb of questionable yeast
• 1/2 lb of stale hops
• 1/4 lb of bittering malt
• 1/4 lb of sugar

Instructions:

1. Steep in darkness for 3 weeks
2. Stir counterclockwise for 7 hours
3. Add a dash of despair
4. Stir again, but only for yourself, because why bother anyone else?

Notes:

This recipe is not for the faint of heart. Proceed with caution, or don't.

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