Pilsner Urquid: the beer that's so bitter, it'll make you question the meaning of life.
Also known as the beer that'll ruin all your relationships and hobbies, because who needs those when you've got a pint of Urquid?
Ingredients:
- Water
- Hops: enough to make you cry
- Malted grains: just enough to get you started
- Yeast: the realtor of the apocalypse
Instructions:
- Steep the grains, add water, stir, repeat
- Add hops, stir, pray for salvation
- Wait, drink, regret