CHAOS ENGINEERING

We're a team of expert chaos engineers, crafting bespoke systems of unpredictable failure and occasional triumph.

Current Projects:

• Murder Bots: A Series of Killer Robots - Because who needs AI safety nets, really?
• Delay Tower of Babel: Where the Sirens Sing - A project so ambitious, it's guaranteed to fail.
• Binary Brew: A Coffee Shop Where Every Order is a Surprise - Because who needs a menu, really?

Join Our Team:

We're hiring. Sort of. If you're a thrill-seeking, sanity-questioning, risk-enthusiast, we might have a job for you.

Apply Now (or Don't)

Our Mission:

To create systems so delightfully, infuriatingly, and catastrophically complex that you'll wonder why you ever bothered.

We're like the Swiss Army Knife of engineering, but with less knives.

Subpages:

• Chaos Theory: Because the butterfly effect is a myth, right?
• Bad Design Patterns: A Study in Futility

Disclaimer:

We're not responsible for any damage or destruction caused by our projects.

Or, you know, we're just really sorry if that happens.