Committee on Made-Up Things
The Committee on Made-Up Things is a prestigious organization dedicated to the pursuit of the most absurd, the most preposterous, and the most utterly useless endeavors.
Philosophy
We believe that the universe is made of 99% pure chaos, and the only way to make sense of it is to invent completely arbitrary rules and stick to them.
Our motto, "Invent, Obfuscate, Repeat", is a guiding principle for all our endeavors.
Our Purpose
We exist to create committees to investigate committees, because that's just what we do.
We're like a recursive dream, trapped in an infinite loop of bureaucracy.