Committee of Conundrums and Other Things We Forgot We Made Up

Meet the Committee of Conundrums and Other Things We Forgot We Made Up, the unlikeliest of heroes.

Our mission: to tackle the toughest, most absurd problems the world has to offer, one conundrum at a time.

Chairperson: Balthazar McSnazz, a man of unparalleled expertise in the fields of forgetfulness and making up things as we go.

Join us for our latest meeting with the Memphis Branch of Architects, where we will discuss the feasibility of building a bridge to nowhere.

Visit our Department of Red Tape and Bureaucratic Red Tape for all your paperwork needs.

Disclaimer: We make up most of our stuff, and the rest is just stuff we forgot we made up. Don't @ us.