Deadlines for next month

Upcoming deadlines for next month:

Send your resume to the Galactic Overlords by the 3rd of March
Pay your taxes to the Robot Uprising by the 15th of March
Attend the mandatory Self-Improvement Seminar on the 17th of March, or face certain penalties

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