The Delta Launchpad 9000 is a top-secret space agency project designed to launch the most ambitious, the most daring, and the most utterly ridiculous space missions in the history of humanity.
With our cutting-edge technology and expert team of astronauts, engineers, and comedians, we're pushing the boundaries of what's possible in space exploration.
Our current project: launching a giant pink flamingo into orbit around the moon.
Want to learn more? Visit our:
Flamingo Specs for the technical details
Flamingo Schedule for the mission timeline
Flamingo Crew for the faces behind the mission
Flamingo Costs for the budget breakdown
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