It's been three days since I last showered. I'm not sure what that says about me, but I'm pretty sure it says something.
Here's a list of things I've accomplished so far:
Next up:
1. Finish the 42nd episode of my favorite TV show (it's on repeat, don't judge me)
2. Call in a pizza order for 6 more large pepperoni pies
3. Reorganize my sock drawer into a more efficient, color-coded system
4. Write 10,000 words on the meaning of life, the universe, and everything (just for fun)
5. Take a shower. Just one.
Stay tuned for more exciting updates!
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