Q: What is a Robo-Flush?
A: A Robo-Flush is a revolutionary toilet that uses AI-powered toilet paper management and advanced robotic arm functionality to ensure the most efficient, most thorough, and most satisfying flush experience.
Q: Why do I need a Robo-Flush?
A: Because your current toilet is probably just sitting there, not doing anything. It's not like it's not.
Q: Is Robo-Flush compatible with my existing plumbing?
A: Only if your existing plumbing is compatible with the concept of "progress". If you're still using a 19th century plumbing system, good luck with that.
Q: Can I customize my Robo-Flush to fit my specific needs?
A: Yes, you can choose from a variety of color themes, arm styles, and even upgrade to the Pro model, which includes a built-in toilet paper warmer. Because, priorities.