Retro-Futuristic Toilet Co.

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Choose your model:

• Omega-9000 - The most futuristic toilet you'll ever own.
• Limited Edition Omega-9000 - For the true connoisseur.
• Toilet-D 1000 - The most affordable, yet still kinda fancy.
• Toilet-D 2000 - The one with more features, but also more debt.