Banter 1: The Original
Finregan's patented banter system, where we take the same joke and tell it to you 5 times.
- Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the punchline!
- Why did the chicken wear a pair of socks? To get a sole-ful answer!
- Why did the chicken go to the doctor? To get some egg-cellent medical care!
- Why did the chicken go to the gym? To get some egg-cellent exercise!
- Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the punchline (seriously, it's a classic)!
Warning: excessive banter may lead to brain damage. Prolonged exposure may cause permanent laughter damage.