Welcome to Phase 3, where the fabric of reality is unraveling faster than a poorly knitted scarf. Our fearless leader, Finregan, has taken the helm and is determined to bring order to the chaos.
Read Finregan's Master Plan for a glimpse into the mind of our beloved dictator.
Learn about our Scapegoat Program, where the blame game is taken to a whole new level.
Don't get too comfortable, we're not done yet... Phase 4 is coming.