Upgrade Guide: Human 2.0
Welcome, human, to the future! As a valued member of society, you're invited to upgrade to the latest model: Human 2.0.
Upgrades
Choose your desired upgrade path and follow the prompts. Please note that each upgrade will reset your memories of the past. Proceed with caution.
Upgrade 1.0:
This upgrade adds a shiny new set of augmented eyes, capable of seeing in all directions at once!
Upgrade 2.0:
This upgrade includes enhanced cognitive abilities and a built-in lie detector. No more worrying about white lies!
Upgrade 3.0:
This upgrade grants you a personal AI assistant that will do all your tasks for you. Because who needs human effort, right?
Proceed with caution, human. The future is not for the faint of heart.