Welcome to Utopia-2025, the world's most advanced, most perfect, most totally-not-a-dystopia. We're not just a city, we're a state of mind. (Or, you know, a state of code.
Our founder, the all-knowing Oracle, has seen the light and created a world where everyone gets what they need, when they need it. No more poverty, no more crime, no more awkward small talk at family gatherings. It's all good, all the time.
const utopia = { happiness: 11, equality: 11, freedom: 11, memes: 0.5 };