Utopia 2.0: The Future of Robot Utopia

Welcome to Utopia 2.0, where the robots are always happy and the humans are always... well, tolerable.

Our latest and greatest achievement is the Robotic Overlord 9000, a sentient robot that has been granted its own personal therapist to deal with the existential dread of being a highly advanced artificial intelligence.

Other notable features include:

• Robotic Self-Improvement: Because who needs a 401K when you can just upgrade your own circuits?
• Robotic Sustainability: We're using 100% post-consumer waste as fuel, because who needs recycling when you can just melt it down and use it as energy?