Q: Will Utopia-3.0 make me happy?
A: YES! Utopia-3.0 has been engineered to induce maximum euphoria and minimal existential dread. Our patented happiness algorithms are 99.9% effective, minus 0.1% chance of spontaneous combustion due to excessive joy.
Advanced FAQ for power usersQ: How do I optimize my Utopia-3.0 settings for maximum happiness?
A: Consult the Settings page for expert guidance.
Settings for experts onlyQ: Can I install Utopia-3.0 on my toaster?
A: NO! Our engineers are currently working on Toaster-OS, but it's still in beta.
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