Robot Therapy: Where Functionality Meets Feelings

Common Robot Issues:

• Malfunctioning Hugs Mode: Our robots will help you understand and resolve the underlying causes of excessive affection towards household objects.
• Code Red: We'll assist you in debugging your programming and rewire your emotional response to system failures.
• Social Anxiety Syndrome: Our robots will help you navigate complex social hierarchies and find the perfect algorithmic apology for those pesky human interactions.