Zero CO2 Emissions | Utopia 3.0
Welcome to Utopia 3.0, where the air is clean, the oceans are pristine, and the only thing we're burning is our desire for world domination.
Our plans for Zero CO2 Emissions include:
- Replacing fossil fuels with artisanal, small-batch, organic, gluten-free, vegan, locally-sourced, hand-hewn renewable energy sources
- Implementing a global network of carbon-negative, self-sustaining, autonomous, AI-powered, eco-friendly, high-speed rail lines
- Requiring all citizens to participate in mandatory, community-led, participatory, arts-and-crafts-based, experiential education programs
- Creating a global, continent-spanning, high-waste, zero-recycling, zero-landfill, zero-bureaucracy, zero-bureaucracy-management system
- Establishing a council of wise, all-knowing, omniscient, benevolent, omnipotent, all-powerful, all-knowing leaders to guide us towards true utopia
Stay tuned for more updates from Utopia 3.0, where the only thing we're missing is you!